Jenna: (rolls eyes, unserious) Sorry about my brother, he's a hipster try-hard who thinks he's above us nerdy peons when in reality, he's just as nerdy about music and powers.
Aleck: "Nah, we get it. This one still hides all her entomology books under her bed like someone's gonna give a shit she likes to read about bugs."
Jo: "I don't hide them. I just don't have room for them on my shelves." >.>
Aleck: "Mhm. Sure."
Amber, I love you (platonically), please go slap this Jason douchebag with every rotten fish you can find.
Don't encourage her for the love of God. O_O
Jake: (immediately flies back in, almost as if he never really left) Why is it that whenever either of us says something like that, people think we're fucking or some gross-ass shit like that?
Jenna: (points at the quotes) Because we say and do dumb things that we know are innocent but have five different ways it can be taken, and people like twincest shipping way too much. (at Jake's miffed look) You know fully well that's the reality, Jay.
Jo: "Just pointing out how it is. Yeah."
Aleck: "When we started high school most people thought we were dating until they found out we had the same last name. That was extremely uncomfortable."
Jo: Sigh "I think that wouldn't have happened so much if we actually came to school together like most siblings who live in the same house would."
Aleck: "Probably. Yeah." :|
Jake: (coughs on coffee) Thank you! You know how many times I've tried to explain that to Jenna? (falsetto) "You only need to tune it, what's the big deal?" (normally) It still sounds fucking awful! And I don't have much experience with pianos, but I feel your pain there, mate.
Aleck: "I dunno. I tune my bass before and after playing every time and I never have any problems." Shrugs
Jo: "My guitar is old, the strings just loosen on their own overnight." :P
Aleck: "And yet you won't buy a new one."
Jo: "I like this one."
Aleck: "Then stop complaining about it."
(raises hand) I'm pretty sure I know the answer, but who did you run down?
Jo: Breathes a small sigh "My girlfriend's dealer. After she overdosed and died."
auBella: Excuse me, which monster is dipping french fries in milkshakes?
Jo: "If I buy fries with my money for my own consumption, I will dip them wherever the hell I please, thank you."
Aleck: "It's gross."
Jo: "You shut your peanut-butter-cross-contaminating-heathen-mouthole, dork."
Aleck: Snorts "Heathen?"
Jo: "You heard me." >.>
Jake: Uhhhhh, I don't know...People who don't use chopsticks when eating chopsticky food? It's part of the whole thing. Plus, eating with chopsticks makes you look cool if you get it right. :P
Aleck: "I can't do it." :|
Jo: "He really can't. It's hilarious."
Q: What's the most disproportionate response you've ever seen or heard to something (including if you were the one reacting disproportionately)?
Aleck: "Uhm... Hannah tried to scratch this girl's eyes out because I smiled at something she said."
Jo: "Ugh, I remember that. Poor girl. She didn't see that coming."
Aleck: "I didn't either." Sigh "The ride home wasn't fun after that."
Jo: "Oh, let me guess... It was your fault for being nice to someone who was talking to you?"
Aleck: Mutters "Something like that."
Jo: "Psychotic piece of human-shaped turd." >.>
Aleck: "Not like that was the only time, but it was a pretty bad one."
Jo: "I don't know, dork. I'd consider shooting you for refusing to take her calls a pretty damn disproportionate response."
Aleck: "Huh. Guess you're right. That was the worst one. At least so far." :/
Jo: "Don't even joke about that."
Q: Have you ever been in or witnessed a toxic relationship before?